- Get a dropcloth or old tablecloth
- Put it over your head
- Pin a dollar bill to the front (or make a fake $700-billion dollar bill)
- Now you’re the TARP program.
Warning #1: If you’re attending a party with non-bankers/non-lawyers, people may just think you’re a ghost with your cab fare pinned to you in case you get drunk.
Warning #2: Once you tell them who you are, you may find yourself in the “nerd corner” having an exclusive party of your very own.
